Saturday, March 3, 2007

Dream

Sorry about the Chuck Norris post below, I just had a junior high moment there.

Last night I had a funny dream. I was holding Elizabeth Anne. She looks up at me and then her first words are spoken:

She says confidently..."I really am a beautiful girl aren't I."

It was at that moment I woke up and realized I am in a heap of trouble.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris hits you, it will kill you. If he misses, the wind created by his miss will give you Pneumonia and you will die anyway.